Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I love how all of my IRL friends that don’t have tumblrs think I’m super innocent and I’m just like
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
“Cronus is a rapist!”
“No one likes Eridan because he has no friends!”
“Nepeta is weak and tiny! That’s why she couldn’t stop Gamzee!”
“Gamzee is so misunderstood! He’s a sweet precious baby!”
“Equius is just some strong sweaty asshole!”
“Karkat is a heartless douche who hates everyone!”
“WHAT?! YOU CAN’T SHIP DIRK WITH GIRLS, HE’S GAY!”
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)
(Source: surf4ces)
exclusive footage of the xbox one production line
“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
